No You Didn't!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:29 pm

Blasphemer!

You couldn't have possibly stole Sherlock for I was in his flat with him. We had a lovely time together.

However, I made a 60 foot pizza that I shared with the entire neighborhood.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:31 pm

Dear me. Why must you lie?

I saw you in the coffee shop with John discussing how nachos are the best food in the entire world.

I on the other hand, took over Earth and Mars. I am now the ruler of the world! BOW DOWN TO ME!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:33 pm

That would be a true statement....

But you are only the Ruler of Pluto!!!

I on the other hand am the Rule of Atlantis and that is where I have made my home.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:35 pm

LIES! LIES LIES LIES!!!

I OWN Atlantis. There is no way that you are the ruler of it.

I spent the entire day becoming the biggest superstar that the world has ever seen.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:37 pm

LIES! SLANDER!

Everyone knows that the TRUE owner of Atlantis doesn't seek the life of fame!

But today I saw a kitten eating marshmallows with a tiger.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:40 pm

Im sorry to tell you this but you are lying again.

You couldn't have seen a tiger eating a marshmellow with a kitten because I stole all the tigers in the world and they are my guard cats.

Today I stole all of the penguins out of Anatartica and they are now my pets.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:43 pm

You tell such terrible lies.

The penguins couldn't have been stolen by you, for they have called my home their own for quite some time now.

This morning I hate french toast for breakfast and I shared it with my imaginary friend.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:47 pm

There is no way that you could have done that!

Everyone knows that imaginary people can't eat real food!

Me? Well yesterday I painted the mona lisa and it made Leonardo da Vinci cry, that's how beautiful it was.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:50 pm

Impossible!

Everyone knows that only my painting of Virgin of the Rocks can make Leonardo da Vinci weep.

Today after class I took my pet platypus for a walk.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:52 pm

There is no way that is even plausible!

I stole your pet platypus and he became a perry the platypus, and went to fight evil.

Today at lunch, I rode around on my ninja flying unicorn. I was beast.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:09 pm

Oh Plu-ese Cj!

We ALL know ninja unicorns don't fly. They TELAPORT. Shame on you Razz

I however just beat Sherlock Holmes at 20 Questions.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:17 pm

LIES AND SLANDER my dear watson.

EVERY one knows that Sherlock is too clever to be beaten.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:09 am

ON THE CONTRARY!

Everyone knows how easy it is to prove a non-existent statement wrong!

Prepare to be shocked, I had a dream last night where the personifications of everyone on Galore were a part of the hunger games. AND ROGUE WON! What the hell??

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:12 pm

You sir, tell a atrocious lie!

Everyone is aware that men don't dream about the Hunger Games!

However, last night on my way home I happened to stumble upon a world of fairies who sprinkled me with their pixie dust.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:09 am

What lies! Can you believe her?

Everyone knows faires dwell along the west coast.

Don't be jealous, but I just so happen to have spent all night gaming with my bros.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:51 pm

NO YOU DIDN'T! You're telling lies!

You were swimming in a pool of fished with your dog!

But I, simply went fishing and caught a shark that I had for dinner last night. :3

Guest

[Actually i know someone who did that in real life]

Lies,

everyone knows shark fly off to the rainbow in winter [don't we all wish that]

But, I was on top of the world with my yellow balloon.

Guest

FALLACY! THAT IS A FALLACY GOOD MISS!

I KNOW FOR A FACT I POPPED THAT VERY BALLOON LAST WEEK!

I, on the other hand, have recently met Robert Downey Jr.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:55 pm

NO! That is a lie since I murdered Robert (Downey Jr) a month ago!!

But everyone knows that I, the Pancake Queen, decided to try a rainbow waffle in my waterfall palace.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:03 pm

Such lies, such slander!

You can't be the Pancake Queen, for Pancake Queens can't have any form of waffles, especially in a waterfall palace--that is where the Mermaids reside!

However, I found the Fountain of Youth--it was in my background.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:13 pm

Such lies you say?!?!
It is only the untruth you spread by word. The fountain of youth CANNOT be in your backround since it resides at MY waterfall palace that I bargained for and won by a truce with the mermaids...

BUT, just so you know I found the prince of the moon and he happened to be my brother.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:14 pm

Lies! The prince of the moon is MY brother and he said nothing of you!

But I have become the Moon's wife.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:16 pm

Such lies!

Everyone knows that the Moon does not have a wife--he has a husband.

Though, I happen to be the husband's dear niece.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:19 pm

How dare you tell such a fib!

The Moon's husband doesn't have a niece, he has a nephew!

And that nephew happens to be my boyfriend.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:22 pm

Such fibs!!!
You cannot be the niece of my husband since I know that he has no such family.

But I do know that we have an entire place to ourselves in our new-found land.