No You Didn't!

Guest

This game is inspired by something similar I saw on MCL.

Here's how to play:
•The first person must declare something they did (true or not)
~The wackier it is, the more fun the game becomes!

•The next person must declare the last a liar and give evidence of it being untrue.

•They must then state another action they did.

Example:

Person #1: I learned how to train my dragon last night!

Person #2: LIESSSSS! I watched you spend all night dancing with lawn gnomes, you couldn't have learned go to train your dragon.

However I duck taped my cat to a pole this morning.

Things To Keep In Mind:

•None of it has to be true! In fact, the less plausible, the better!
•If any activity is reused, that person shall be tickled! Be creative!
•Have Fun!

I'll begin.

I rode a unicorn to the movies last night to watch Les Miserables.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:41 am

No you didn't! Every unicorn in the world currently wants to see 'The Hobbit' he wouldn't have taken you to Les Mis.

I yelled at a duck in public today.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Dec 29, 2012 8:33 pm

AHAH!

You couldn't have yelled at a DUCK in public TODAY, due to the fact that all ducks are throwing a party in honor of the great rainfall that is to come!

On the other hand... I danced across my lawn... in the nude.

Guest

Objection!

You could not have been dancing across the lawn in the nude, you where at the tea party with the mad hatter and his gang

I on the other hand have had dinner with both Gilgamesh and Undertaker

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Dec 29, 2012 11:50 pm

Ohohohohooo~

You could not have had dinner with Gilgamesh and the Undertaker simply due to the fact that they were off destroying the world with... with... pizza. Coming out of Gilgamesh's noble phantasm! {Why it was there I shall never know}

However... this evening I killed a man, and used his eyelashes to contribute to the EYELASH SWEATER I am making! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Guest

FALSE! FALSE I SAY!!

I stole your needles while you were dancin with whales! You couldn't have constructed any form of sweater!

Today, I rode a lion bareback.

Guest

[ok on a side node. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! if one can do that]

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!

I saw you with Sherlock trying to solve the mystry of the missing Skull.

however dear lovelies, I've been crown queen of the world and have announced that weekdays are meant to be NUDE DAYS!

Guest

(I wish... well kinda. So. Many. Fat. People. O.o)

THAT IS UNTRUE SIR!

Weekends were already declared nude days by Henry The 8th! Maybe informally but...

I, however, just told a joke to a turtle.

Guest

And the turtle laughed?

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES I tell you LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

Poor turtle was pulled over by the cop for speeding on the highway... so you could not have been telling a joke to a turtle.

I however had just been back from the trip to an alternate dimension where my other self is a man with 6 eyes and 12 legs

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:38 pm

I fail to believe it!

I swear that he, well the other you, lost two of those eyes in that tradgic dart accident!

On a happier note, all of my twelve snails learned to dance the 'Cha Cha Slide' at lunch.

Guest

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

I saw them do the gangam style dance

On another note.... I have done my first invisible shirt and everyone said it was divine

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:29 pm

False False False.

It was taken by that old blind guy down the street!

Which reminds me, a gang of man-eating-turkeys took my gold plated Tardis last night.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:42 pm

WHAT A LOAD OF-

//clears throat

It was I who took your gold plated tardis.

I just rode my neighbor's talking bird to school.

Guest

LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs Silk LIES!

I just had that bird for lunch and we talked a lot during that [and god i need to stop watching Elfin lied]

On the other hand....

I just earned my fairy wings fro the Easter bunny and became part of the Guardians!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:52 pm

How do you expect us to beleive that?

They just disbaned, big fight over theme songs and that... Really messy.

I just found out my dog laid the golden egg though, and I'm cooking it for dinner!

Guest

LIIIIIIIIIES!

The Golden egg sprung legs and came to me complaining about your dog being a cheater!

However. I just had a talk with Gilles De Rais and we decided to invade Mars!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:11 am

HOLD IT!!!!

I saw you at a cafe chatting with Gilles De Rais aboout invading pluto!

But I, saw a unicorn trying to get over a river.

Guest

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN! Na-aaaaah!

Thy Unicorn has been over rainbow and he trip over a lephricon while trying to buy the latest edition of My Little Pony.

However, I had been playing Halo 3 with a hydra and it's CHEATING!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:24 am

NOPE!!!

You were playing Fat Princess and your team is cheating!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:13 am

Nope!! Blasphemy!

YOU were playing Fat Princess and decide that YOU would cheat!

But I was in the library today and saw a Dragon reading Romeo and Juliet.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:45 am

Yeah, right.... NOT

Everyone knows dragons do not read Romeo and Juliet, they perfer the romance in Hamlet.

Speaking of Hamlet, we have a chess match set up for next Wensday. It's going to be quite smashing!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:51 am

LIIIIIIIIEEEESSS I TELL U LIIIIIEEESS!!!

Its a play that involves a chess tournamen on Wednesday!!!

But I for one have ate one whole delicious cake the other day and it was very awesome. :3

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:13 pm

Oh balone

We all saw the seal steal it before you could eat it!

I then chased him down in my 72' Skylark, which I just added neon fuzzy dice to!

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:50 pm

Psh! Such deceit!

It was not a '72 at all but a '71 and those were not fuzzy dice but fuzzy slippers instead.

However, yesterday day I took the time to wash my car I'm the rain while wearing nothing but a bathing suit.

Subject: Re: No You Didn't! Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:26 pm

LIES!

I stole your car and I chased a cat with it.

However, yesterday I stole Sherlock and the Doctor, and traveled time and space with them.